Thursday, May 8, 2008

What would June Cleaver do?



So Tuesday, I had one of my friend's little guy hanging out with us after he & Jaxon got out of morning Kindergarten. I decided we needed to get out of the house. We headed to our local fast food indoor playland. (Ours has an indoor basketball area. I know. Cool!) I was prepared to be there for awhile. I took along a book I had got at Lowe's that I had wanted to look at. I brought the IKEA closet organizer workbook with me. (I even remembered a pen to make notes.) Guess what I forgot? Nope, not the kids. They were there. I forgot I had brought a child who still has wet accidents. (Ryan starts having fun & forgets to go to the bathroom.) Two minutes after I asked him if he needed to use the bathroom, he was sitting next to me in the booth, wet! We were just finishing up our Dollar Menu Double cheeseburgers & The older boys were just running over to the slide. What to do? I had no extra pants for him in the van. I was in a pinch. Now had it been ten years ago with my older boys, I would have felt defeated & packed everyone back up and went home. But now, I am older & lazier. So Ryan and I went into the Family Bathroom that was adjoining the playland and rinsed out his underwear & shorts in the sink using the pink hand soap as a laundry detergent. I usually hate those "push power hand dryers in the bathroom, but NOT TODAY!" In 2 minutes his shorts & underwear were perfectly dry! We were back to our plans in just minutes. Thankfully, we did not have a normal public bathroom where I would have to move away from the hand dryer every time some innocent woman or girl was just trying to use for it's purpose, as they watch the half naked toddler roaming around. Yes, ten years ago I would have been the woman judging that woman drying her child's underwear & shorts in the bathroom. But now I realize being a Domestic Diva is about sanity & working with what you got.

So in those moments of, "What are we going to do?" Ask yourself, "What would June Cleaver do?" And then laugh and do what you have to do, to keep what little grain of sanity you have left, intact. ;)

4 comments:

The Boatright's said...

Wow, I am totally impressed! I think I might have lost my mind in frustration. You win the awesome Mom award. Hey, just in time for Mom's day too.

The Boatright's said...

Okay I totally had to steal your retro pic from your blog. I love it. By the way, I just finished The Host. SOoooooo good. You are gunna love it!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

I read this on dawns blog and had to come visit as I cracked up...

Well I don't drink alcohol, but after reading your blog, I was reminded of the movie/musical Annie. Didn't Miss Hanigen pour Vodka in her bath and drink another bottle of it at the same time. If she was using for "medicinal" reasons, that is considered multi-tasking. (I love Carol Bernett as Miss Hanigen.)

I love miss hanagan too but, my father told me ages ago that the bath tub was full of GIN as this was supposed to be during prohabition and they made their own alcohol in the bath tubs LOL...
that is one of my all time fav movies I love tim curry as rooster !~ cockadoodle dooooooo

Excellent plan on the use of the blowers that i usually hate in the restrooms! Yep work with what ya got ~
Grins and a hug too happy saturday!

Brenda said...

Great job! thanks for stopping by my blog. By the way, I hope you did this in pearls! June would you know! : )